Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentlemen already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn’t need my help to leave the hospital.
After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to elevator.
On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.
“I don’t know,” he said. “She’s still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.”
Huawei e220 is a modem with usb interface. This modem is used for wireless internet accsess using 3,5G ; 3G or 2G.
Some 3G operators lock the device operator.
How to unlock? (Upgrade 3,6 to 7,2)
1. Use laptop for more stable electricity.
2. Download the latest firmware. http://www.mobilebroadbandrocks.com/huawei-e220-72mbps-firmware-update
3. Connect your huawei e220 and close another application using it.
4. Execute the file. Wait the flashing process. Don’t shut down your computer or disconnect the device.
5. To get original version software, download http://www.huawei.com/mobileweb/en/doc/list.do?type=-1&id=736
Eg :E220-UTPSB002D03SP16C03 (Normal). Contain mobile partner (better than mobile connect).
6. Extract and execute the file. Wait the flashing process. Don’t shut down your computer or disconnect the device.
7. Install your new software from your modem. Setting your Apn and finish.
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two elderly gentlemen were talking, one said, “last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly.”
The other man said, “What is the name of the Restaurant?”
The first man thought and thought and finally said, “What’s the name of that flower you give to someone you love?” You know… The one that’s red and has thorns.”
“Do you mean a rose? “
“Yes, that’s the one,” replied the man. He turned towards the kitchens and yelled, “Rose, what’s the name of that restaurant we went to last night?”
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: “Slim, I’m 83 years old now and I’m just full of ashes and pains. I know you’re about my age. How do you feel?”
Slim says,” I feel just like a newborn baby.”
“Really? Like a newborn baby! ???”
“Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.”
There are many actions to make computer work faster. Here one tips that u can try:
Click start and then find run type “regedit”, Enter. Registry editor appear. Find
HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Control panel \ Desktop folder , change MenuShowDelay value to 1. Change AutoEndTask value with 1.
Some viruses can infect our computer if autorun active. Here is step by step how to make autorun inactive.
- Click start and then click run, type “gpedit.msc” enter.
- In computer configuration click administrative template.
- Click system.
- Double click “turn off autoplay”
- Check enabled item.
- Change turn off autoplay on content with “alldrives”
- OK.
An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problem for a number of years.
He went to a doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of Hearing
Aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a
month to the doctor and the doctor said, “tour hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.”
The gentleman replied,”oh, I haven’t told my family yet.
I just sit around and listen to the conversation. I’ve changed my will three times!”
Joni is a computer specialist who have friend named Tito.
Joni says to Tito that he wants to find a wife like his skill.
Joni’s criteria are compatible, upgradeable, multitasking, user friendly and good interface.
Finally, Joni found a wife that has a same characteristic with his skill ….
Several day later after married Joni meet Tito.
“My marriage was divorced” said Joni “My wife has a bad characteristic, that is Multi-user.”
A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that when she married she was to please her husband and never upset him.
So the first morning of her honeymoon when the young Japanese bride crawled out of bed after making love and she stooped down to pick up her husband clothes, she accidentally out a big fart.
She looked up and said: “so sorry …. Excuse please, front hole so happy back hole laugh out loud”
Wife is like TV. Girlfriend is like HP (hand phone). At home watch TV, go out bring HP. No money change HP. Some time enjoy TV but most of the time play with HP.
TV free for life, But HP if you don’t pay, the services will be terminated. (By Samuel Mulia - Kompas)
A not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life science classroom, staring at question on the final exam paper. The question directed : ”give four advantages of beast milk?”
What to write? He sighed , and began to scribble whatever came into his head, hoping for the best:
- no need to boil
- never goes sour
- available whenever necessary
So far so good – maybe. But the exam demanded a fourth answer. Again, What to write?
Once more, sighed. He frowned. He scowled, then sighed again.
Suddenly, he brighted, grabbed his pen, and triumphantly, he scribbled his definitive answer.
- available in attractive containers of varying sizes. He received an A.
Around lunch time Sheryl left school and headed for home, crying because her first period had started and she had no idea what it was. The girl’s teacher was reluctant to get involved, so she suggested Sheryl talk to her mom. She was walking home when she ran into little Johnny. ‘Why are you crying?” asked little Johnny.
“I’m crying because I’m bleeding.” She replied.
“Give me a look” said little Johnny. She lift her skirt and showed him.
“Fucking Hell” said little Johnny “No wonder you are bleeding, some bastard’s cut off your bird!”
A small boy walks into his mother room and catches her topless.
“Mummy, Mummy, what are those?” he says pointing to her breasts.
“Well, son” she says,” These are balloons, and when you die, they inflate and float you up to heaven”. Incredibly, he appears to believe this explanation and goes off quite satisfied.
Two days later while his mother is making tea, he rushes into the kitchen
“Mummy, Mummy, aunt Eliza is dying!”
“What do you mean?” says his mother.
“Well she’s out in the garden shed, lying on the floor with both of her balloons out.
Dad’s trying to blowing them up for her and she keeps yelling, God, I’m coming!
God, I’m coming!”